Indigo Loincloth
Handcrafted, Sustainable, and Rich with Your Cultural Heritage

Fire did not Civilize your ancestors,
the first Loincloth did

It signified to this world that we are not just animals.
 We are... We are... something more evolved... 

Something Beautiful

Something Excessively Decent

Something Worthy of Embellishments

The wisdom of your ancestors was far beyond the disconnected, fast-fashion world of modern monkeys. 

They were capable of behaving themselves. 

However, if you were to wear this exquisite loincloth to your local grocery store, you're guaranteed to receive gasps of utter disbelief! Their shocked faces will try to fill you with Shame. Shame! Shame for appearing in public while wearing something so Perfectly Efficient. 

How Dare You?


The Evolution Fashion Needs

It's sad. 

We are consuming Soo much of this world just to suffocate our One & Only Physical Experience...

We are so thoroughly sheltering our flesh; some people forget what it feels like to even exist Here.

To Actually Exist Within Your Present Environment

Our species should strive to be Decent again. 

Decent to the World we are choking in our filth.

Decent to bodies that we are 

removing from reality.

You should make your own loincloth. 

Walk around in the privacy of your own home & feel how freeing it is to be 

Perfectly Covered, 

and yet

Properly Exposed. 

I promise, it's wonderful

And if you want to feel the Harmony

your ancestors enjoyed,

wonder around a Natural Environment. 

Let it engulf you. 

Let it consume your entirety. 

Let it remind you of the peace

our species use to enjoy...


If you cannot make your own Loincloth,

I can make one for you.

I can make you a Beautiful Loincloth.

Possibly the Greatest Loincloth

to have Ever Existed

in the History

of our Entire Planet!

It will be the sexiest article of clothing to have ever been draped over a human being 

If you would like, 

I can make your Loincloth 

exactly how I made my very own:
by hand, 

in Sedona Arizona 

with the Softest Organic Cotton

It will be a Stunning Indigo.

It will be durable enough to last

  At Least your lifetime.
& it will be oh soo comfortable...

If you would like to own one of my very first works of art, you are allowed to pre-order yourself one here:

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